EC 498

Upon Whom the Ends

of the Ages Have Come…

^{a fantasy for an apocalypse}

© Ludis Cuckold (2015)

7 Women who ‘Pull’ a Man Off

Insults are often of colloquial origin and have their own logic and history. Few of us imagine that ‘colloquial origin’, too, is subject to historical evolution and that its current lack luster (yet pornographic) nature suggests degradation of human subjectivity.

While it is conceded that women have greater verbal skills than men, ‘violent words’ tend to originate with men. Thus, the verb ‘to pull’ (or pet) in the chapter heading was changed by men to ‘to jerk’, which means pulling off by means of violent motion. For their part, women have upgraded and updated the term with  ‘twerk.

The word ‘whoRe’ (to continue to elaborate on the theme begun in the previous chapter) originated at a time when the consonant R was pronounced as consonant L. This is well noted in the name of the city of AmsteRdam, which was once pronounced AmsteLdam. That is, once upon a time ‘whoRe’ may have been pronounced ‘whoLe’ (hole). In this same way ‘loyalty’ came to be replaced with ‘royalty’, a way of recognizing that ‘democracy’ prevails as long as the stronger prevail, but need and support a pseudo- ‘democracy’ to hide their deeds. When leaders lose charisma, they fail. In the aftermath of the failure of charisma, democracy is handed to a legislature that turns it into a Hydra headed creature that has but one stomach  and is sovereign (a law unto itself) solely by presumption and idolization of virtual reality.

One reason for the exchange of consonants may have been because the consonant R came to be associated with the upper class. Thus, while AmsteLdam was first a city of fishermen surviving on a starvation diet after drifting down the AmsteL River on logs from a region where living conditions may have been worse, AmsteRdam came to be associated with Rurics (Viking ‘rovers’) who displaced the Ludics or People, both names being words which Marx associated with rags—as in lumpenproletariat, rags of humankind.

The uses of pareidolia are endless, which means that the above examples may be made play with ad infinitum.

The Latvijan word for boat is ‘laiva’. If we turn the consonant L into R, then we change the word to  ‘Raiva’, which approximates the word ‘Rieva’ or ‘Rehta’, meaning a ‘mark’—as in ‘scar’. This brings to mind that a Laiva, resembles a woman’s vagina. None of the six words mentioned betray the equal sign that connects them. Which is why ultimately all words may return to the mystery of the One words that was at First and in the Beginning.

When indulging in further play (this time by removing the consonant G) and causing ‘vaGina’  to read ‘vaina’, which is the Latvian word for ‘wound’ and reminds of the Greek myth about Zeus (chief God in an Olympiad of gods) giving birth to Dionysus (which means twice + Yon, and after the removal of ‘dio’ evolved into Ysus or Jesus. After rescuing Yon the herder from the womb of Semele, where he was in danger for his life from the wrath of Hera (who probably wished to abort him), Zeus made an incision (a vaina) in his thigh, where he hid the embryo of Dion, Yon or perhaps Iesus.

Translated into Slavic or Latvijan, ‘Zemele’, means Earth Goddess.  While gestating in the thigh of Zeus, Dionysus acquired enviable sexual powers, whence the prefix ‘Dio’ followed by (Y-Ie)onysus.

We may deduce that when ‘whore’ meant ‘hole’, it occurred when the Russian cultural ethos had already been degraded by Viking ‘fuckers’ as belonging to ‘mother fuckers’, re ‘’Yopt vai mat’. While the expression is a Russian slang expression meaning ‘go hop your mother’, in the beginning it was more likely used by the Vikings against the Russian ludies or L(R)abods (not robots). It takes no imagination to perceive that the insult is directed at a man or men held to be horechins, bastards, sons of raped women, one such woman being Oedipus’s mother Iocaste, who cuckolded King Laius, who married her when she carried Oedipus in her womb already.*

* For details search for my ‘OedipusRexRewritten’ on internet].

If we take into consideration the fact that in the Latvijan language a whore is called ‘mauka’ (literally, a woman who pulls, or twerks, or pets), we may return to a time when a woman protected her sexuality and herself from unwanted pregnancy by not allowing a man’s penis to penetrate her vagina, but gave a man pleasure by pulling and stroking his sexual Ding or Thing.

Because gentling a body part (called ‘petting’ in English) that occurs between a man and woman takes familiarity, which takes time, trust, and love, which is not something a Viking (a wader of vikes or wiker of streams) is likely to engender, the battle of the sexes may be traced to the Vikings turning into rapists of the European main.

Indeed, proof of this comes from the first condoms, which may have been invented by Baltic women. The women called these condoms ‘duhrainis’ (scabbard for a knife) or glove. When given a literal translation, dūrainis means both ‘a stabber’ and ‘a scabbard’ (the container of a stab). In real life, a dūrainis is a fingerless glove known as a mitten. A Latvian mitten was (and is) hand knit and comes in colorful patterns. One may argue that the intricate designs of a Latvian mitten were to represent the sparkle of an orgasm. Mittens also had distinct traditions associated with them. For example, it was customary for a woman to knit for the man she hoped to marry mittens. A mitten was often associated with hands that were believed to be as soft as bees’ wax, hence in poetry the mittens were sometimes said to be made of bee’s wax. When given as a gift, mittens came with a message. A man, too, brought his fiancé mittens, which as one folk poem has it—had pleasured the man for three years; on the fourth year, he brought the mittens as a present to his bride for her to hence pleasure him*.

*Folk song LD 35 617. 1. The folk song is mentioned by Professor of folklore Janine Kursīte in a Preface to “Latvieša cimdi”; Maruta Grasmane, Zelta Grauds, 2012. Examples of the mittens at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOTkKhGBD4c Needless to say, no politically correct Latvian remembers a thing about gloves in the role of condoms. Indeed, they are likely to be shocked to hear it.

                                                                   

The origin of Viking ‘wikers’ may be traceable to the Storegga landslide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nomlo8X58PY , which occurred off the coast of Norway some 3 to 6 thousand years ago, when an enormous mass of offshore land (possibly not unlike the one today ‘hanging’ off the coast of California) separated itself from the mainland and slid into the Atlantic Ocean.

The landslide, which may have been caused by water-saturated earth becoming too heavy to hold its weight, collapsed and sent hundreds of square miles sliding into the ocean. The result was a tsunamis so enormous that it was responsible for the final separation of England from the mainland of Europe by putting thousands of square miles between England and Europe proper under water.